The events of this month have been the stuff meltdowns are made of. It’s been one thing after the other…a comedy of errors so to speak. Most of it has been par for the course…things happen. But the cat stories…well I’ll let you decide for yourself.
Here’s a rundown of my month:
- I fell down the stairs, bruising myself from head to toe. The computer came down with me, but luckily survived.
- My oldest son cracked the windshield on my husband’s truck, cracked the glass on his phone, and then managed to lose his iPad mini all in one day (thankfully someone at school found the iPad mini).
- The washing machine started smoking. I thought the house was on fire because the whole downstairs smelled like smoke. Turns out my daughter had overstuffed the machine, washing everything in her room because of a cat escapade.
- Of course there were cat escapades.
Our cats are givers. They shower us with
love mice. We originally got our kitties because we had a mouse problem. And yet…three years, four cats later, we still seem to have mice. The difference is, our cats bring them to us. If you want to understand why your cats do what they do, you might want to read How to Tell if Your Cat Loves You.
How would you feel if you woke up with a dead mouse in bed with you? That actually happened to our oldest son! His cat tucked a “gift” in his sweatshirt one night, and then went to sleep at the end of his bed. He was half asleep, and she was playing with the drawstrings on his sweatshirt. Or so he thought. She seemed quite pleased with herself in the morning when he discovered it. My son, on the other hand, was not at all pleased to find a dead mouse in his sweatshirt.
Then the other night my daughter’s cat delivered a live mouse to her room. Picture this scene. My daughter was screaming because there was a little live creature scampering around her room. My husband headed up to catch the thing, armed with a flashlight and the cat who was most likely the culprit behind this caper (there’s a history here). There was a little yelling…perhaps a mini meltdown on my husband’s part…due to the state of our daughter’s room. (Her idea of cleaning is to shove everything in the corners…which is a great place for a scared mouse to hide.) During the yelling portion of this scene, the cat got so scared, she peed on bed. Unfortunately there was no mattress pad on the bed, because someone put it in the dryer the other day and part of it melted. Given that my daughter is a teenager, I wasn’t feeling rushed to get another. I guess I should have been. On another note, although things didn’t work out too well with the bed, they ended up catching the terrified mouse in a plastic container and transferring it to the yard where hopefully it will stay and live happily ever after.
I feel like my month has been meltdown worthy this month! Funny, right? If you can’t laugh at this stuff, you might want to cry!
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Here’s to a wonderful rest of the holiday season! Merry Christmas!